Living an Orgasmic Life

INTIMACY
Monday, April 04, 2016
LIVING AN ORGASMIC LIFE
Living an Orgasmic Life

You must have heard all about kinky, guilty pleasures that take place behind closed doors... of doing it solo and abusing every cheeky robotic aid till the last climax… of secretive and unfathomable sexual practices that require no satisfactory mate other than oneself, that make the body wobble and the heart shudder.

 

You may have heard about those mystical yet carnal, asexual yet orgasmic, and uncommonly occurring types of extreme pleasure. Visual orgasm is experienced by art lovers and keen publicists or designers as an orgasmic burst in the sensory nerves that captures contours and colors, lights and shadows, popping from and pirouetting on the virgin skin of a masked toile. Thrilled by both the masterpiece and the hard labor behind it, one can read eagerness and theoretical elation in the spectator’s‎ dilated iris.

 

Intellectual orgasm can play the naughtiest and most hardcore mind game, allowing  the thinker to convey the most outrageous yet oratorically erotic invitation, and the interlocutor to play the discussion like a violin by sending back puns and smart talk as if he were holding one extra bulk and strictly platonic phallus on the tip of the tongue. Culinary orgasm is one hell of a seducer when it comes to body talk. Its arsenal of fiery flavors, sweet connotations, and sour bombshells can make us burst in the vacuum of our underwear as our senses meet mouthwatering medleys of flavorsome seductions. Want some? It is comprehensible if you do so because all this sounds euphoric. But have you ever considered life as a whole to be orgasmic?

 

One of the nicest things about making love to life is that you get to take on more than a few positions with it. When life throws your way its precious treasures and humorous occasions, show sincere gratitude by giving in to its benign wimps; let it have fun a little. When it gets feisty and rowdy, or goes on a rampage of mishaps and chaos, show it who the boss is by fighting back; give it a taste of your iron’s core. When life plays it cool, diverts you with its magic tricks, and flirts with you, do not play hard to get with it; go with the flow, make bunnies pop out of your hat, and flirt back. Make it blush. Make it leak in its panties.

 

One of the sweetest things about life as a mistress is that there is no shame in being the top dog or the bitch in heat. And when life itself becomes your one-and-only high, you will be able to see it as a living form that you sometimes adore and abhor, pull and push, romanticize and scandalize, simplify and magnify. Later on, when you gain skills with your strokes as you run your fingers through its chapters as if they were the golden locks of a nymph, you will be able to masterfully lay life flat on its back and work your way up to the top… reap plump bounties, relish fleshy offerings, refill yourself with energy, climb the social ladder, magnetize voyeuristic crowds, French kiss earthly goddesses, drink from the fountains of youth, travel around the world in eighty days, exude an air of authority, ooze with intoxicating charm ….

 

It is true that God gave the breath of life. But it is also true that we made life the way it is. So, as we ooze with self-assurance, sexiness, playfulness, and vigor, life rubs off on us, and in turn, ripens into one hell of a sexy existence… just like childhood sweethearts do. Life is like an inexperienced or timid lover filled with an ocean of passionate love, maybe embarrassed by its latent sexuality. To blossom and become its true self, this delicate little soul must be unlocked properly, with an open mind and a patient hand. The best way to set the mood right and jumpstart life’s evolution is by living our everyday life to the fullest, living it with gusto and willpower, and with a wholesome type of passion that shows in the way we walk the walk and talk the talk, invest in labor, and make sugar sweet love to a chili hot heartthrob.

 

To be called orgasmic, such a rich life has to be showered with gold and virtue, wrapped with a thick skin and sheer translucence, spooned with gentle force and zero remorse, devoured with savage hunger and pure grace, sipped with great thirst and refinement, heightened by the most searing human emotions, and consumed with low moderation, high precaution, and jubilant exhilaration. As you can see, life can be everything but ordinary. And with it we can be everything but dull, flavorless, motionless, or loveless. Always remember this, my dear reader. Life is a divinely delicious dish that is best eaten sizzling hot and lusciously moist. Nothing and no one can say otherwise, not even the world’s most deranged taste buds.

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