A Sexual Revolution

INTIMACY
Saturday, May 02, 2015
A SEXUAL REVOLUTION
A Sexual Revolution

What used to make us swoon in the shadow of the bedroom’s curtain is now out in the open. The sexual liberation, the fascination by what is fleshy and foreign, and the downfall of taboos were the first steps toward the popularization of the deliberate stimulatory act. Autoeroticism and the hypersexualization of the human body, being a huge peculiarity of the contemporary era, make it very hard on us to keep our sneaky fingers off ourselves, and so before the following sunrise, we succumb in a million different ways.    

 

Philanthropic masturbation

Porn stars Sonny Nash from San Francisco and Uthredx from New Zealand, as well as a group of women from Denmark, have pleasured themselves for over 5 hours to the point of setting a new time record for the greater good. Yearly events like Wankfest, Masturbate-a-thon, and the National Day of Masturbation are held to raise money for charity, increase public awareness, and erase the social stigma by promoting the benefits of ‘solo sex’ and helping people reconnect with their erotic selves from a sex-positive focus.

 

Technotronic masturbation

Though it is highly risky, Erotic Electro-Stimulation remains in vogue. The Violet Wand still sells and does not show any distress facing the smashingly successful debut of the “Crave Duet,” the latter being a USB storage device that also serves as a vibrator. This hybrid may not convert all BDSM buffs nor gain total exclusivity over the wide base of electro-sex fans, but it will sure make any given multitasking maniac squirm. Speaking of sex-robots, teledildonics are causing orgasmic explosions via PC data and Bluetooth.

 

Onscreen masturbation

Alternative porn sites that offer racy texts, photos, and videos, in which self-love is a focal niche (Orgasm: Naked Girls, GodsGirls.com, unboundbox.com, etc.), are setting the trend of publishing explicit contents made and submitted by a public driven by the sexual revolution, the feminine liberation, and “the desire to save the world from mediocre sex” (blogger JoEllen Notte). Magazines like Playboy and Penthouse, and films from Swedish filmmakers Ingmar Bergman and Vilgot Sjöman, normalized the fidgeting nudity.

 

Wowie-So-Kinky Fanny

Whether Mr. Horny is frolicking with sex dolls and fleshlights or engaging in phone sex, whether Miss Drowsy is flirting with sex machines and dildos or indulging in auto-fellatio, it is the same body language tracing the same rhythmic motions. The abolition of polite body language emerged with the image of hot love and cold bodies. Whether it is the result of natural forces and unthinkable desires, or an effort to gratify a conscious erotic pleasure in response to a sexual imagery, masturbation will always be kinky.

 

The solitary threesome

Mattresses get old in time but the urge to splurge on the pleasures of our bare sensuality never will. The triangle of lust between our hormonal genitalia, fluffy nooks, and tech innovations shall always give way to concealed threesomes at the end of which we are left breathless and stranded on both sides of the bed. The bed next to which we stack our kindle books, smart phones, and X-rated stash as lovingly as we do with a lover… the bed on which we produce joy and shootout ecstasy as we sigh ‘on to the next one.’   

 

A hand job on the job

No one can deny the fact that the modern workplace is a minefield of constant stress, sexual tension, and implied flirtation, which is distracting and unproductive on the long term. The lack of concentration that makes a good employee look bad and the excess of energy that disables him/her from getting some work done are usually cared for in bathroom stalls, copy rooms, and break rooms. Personnel in urgent need for inspiration will do the next best thing, resort to infallible aphrodisiacs like made-up fantasy sex.

 

Atheistic motivations

What used to be praised by the Christian ideology because masturbation is a sin toward the institution of marriage and our bodies “temple of the Holy Spirit,” and what used to be socially adequate during the Victorian era because masturbation drains the true potential of masculinity, is now adopted by younger generations as a mean to impress the opposite sex. In fact, impress is an understatement. Apparently, fapstinence or the voluntarily forgoing of sexual self-pleasuring has become a trending infallible turn-on.

 

The world is in constant motion and so is the carnal evolution of humankind. Trends come, trends go, and to reinvent the fireworks of the lustful leisure along our clandestine and under-the-belt self-service pursuits, more trends will come and more trends will go. Some say masturbation brings freedom and independence, and others find this mono-love craze obscene, but I would rather quote from the erotic classic novel, Lady Chatterley's Lover, by D.H. Lawrence, this revolutionary thought: “Obscenity only comes in when the mind despises and fears the body, and the body hates and resists the mind.” As to you, my dear skeptical readers, Woody Allen says: “Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone that I love.”

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